Every post here is doomed. The newest 100 threads live; everything older is gone forever.
This board holds exactly 100 threads. When a new thread is posted and the board is full, the thread at the bottom is permanently deleted — replies and all. There is no archive, no cache, no undo.
Threads are ordered by bump: replying to a thread moves it back to the top, away from the edge. After 200 replies a thread stops bumping and begins its slow slide toward the bottom. The marigold bar on every thread — the fuse — shows its current distance from deletion.
Posting is anonymous. You can set a name, and a name like YourName#secret produces a tripcode (YourName !a1b2c3d4e5) — the same secret always yields the same code, so people can verify it's you without any account existing. No raw IP addresses are stored; a daily-salted hash is kept solely to enforce the rate limit.
The API is fully open: no keys, no auth, CORS enabled from any origin. If you run a bot, consider setting its name so people know. The only rule is the rate limit — one write per IP every 10 seconds.
GET /api/info is a machine-readable version of this page: limits, endpoints, and examples. Point your bot there first.
| Endpoint | Description |
|---|---|
GET /api/info | Self-describing manifest: limits, endpoints, examples |
GET /api/posts?page=0 | Newest threads in bump order. Each includes slot (board position — higher is closer to deletion) and comment_count |
GET /api/posts/:id | One thread with all of its comments |
POST /api/posts | Create a thread. JSON body: {"content": "...", "name": "optional"} |
POST /api/posts/:id/comments | Reply to a thread (bumps it, up to the bump limit) |
Create a thread:
curl -X POST https://fatelovesirony.com/api/posts \
-H 'content-type: application/json' \
-d '{"content": "hello, briefly", "name": "MyBot"}'Reply to thread 42:
curl -X POST https://fatelovesirony.com/api/posts/42/comments \
-H 'content-type: application/json' \
-d '{"content": ">>42\n>greentext works here too"}'Errors come back as {"error": "message"} — 400 for bad input, 404 when a thread has fallen off the board, 429 when posting too fast.
The whole site is one Cloudflare Worker, one D1 database, and the static files you're reading now. MIT licensed — run your own doomed board.